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BRUH.

Dorian, you’re the worst.

I think Dorian Gray might be evil. Idk it’s just a hunch.

Rufus is really going through it rn

Ladies and gents…I have experienced a shred of pity for Rufus Shinra.

YUFFFFIIIEE

AW NANAKIIII

What in the domestic fan-fiction did I just read (non-derogatory)?

I have to stop here…I’m unfortunately extremely bored.

“Curiouser and curiouser!”

Only like 10 pages in and the minor has already been assaulted.
I really hope this pattern of young women being preyed upon so often in these books comes from a hatred of rapists and not something else because it’s…a lot.
I. Don’t. Like. Misogynistic. Undertones.
But I love D.
I’m in a pickle here folks.

I’m in love with a 5,000 year old man.

RAAAAAAAHAHAHISDHKDNFNDVSKDBJFNFLGNGMGJFBF—

I’ll be surprised if I don’t cry within the next two chapters.

Oh my god 🥲

Gah…every time I get happy about something in this book I remember the gosh dang ENDING. And I am d e v i s t a t e d.

Oh god, the movie broke me…who knows what the book is gonna do to me.

God I love this book.