Beth F > Recent Status Updates

Not sure if this is aging well…I am curious about how this mess will end, but can’t stand the main character and am fully icked by how the male author—er, the main character—describes female characters. To his credit, I haven’t spotted any breast/nipple descriptions of the teenage girls, just super useful observations about their weight, especially the fat ones.

WAP was just referred to as Cardi B’s sloppy vagina song. I haven’t laughed so hard at a book in a very long time.

I can’t put this down! All the “meh” reviews are a bummer but whatevs, I’m having a blast!

The white people in this book are pretty much how I picture all Trumpers.

The plots in these boos are more complex than the characters’ personalities. :/

I have all these books about witches and haunted houses on my shelf and I’ve been telling myself for many years, “oh, I’ll read these in the fall!” except then I don’t so they’re still sitting there. This year I pulled out a whole bunch of them and am determined to read as many as I can get through between the first day of autumn and the 31st of October.

Took a deep dive into one of my dustiest TBR shelves and came out with a witchy mystery. I’m trying to coax the upcoming season change along here! Go away summer—I’m over the humidity and want the mosquitoes to buzz off.

Uhhh…I don’t think this will end well with me. :/

Fascinating…

Really fucken weird, lol. I like it though.

This is compulsively readable. I wish I didn’t have to wake up so early tomorrow or I’d be reading instead of updating reading progress.