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no no no no no

ruh roh charlie back off

absolutely hell yeah

i will not be impressed if he cheats on taylor

i'm picturing him as conrad and i will not hear any counter arguments at this time

i have a bad feeling about him and delilah

"It's a lot having you here. It kind of feels like I've been punched in the heart."

i'm unwell

"'Twelve years is a lot of time to catch up on.' It doesn't escape my notice that he's already done the math."

YES LAWD

im so gagged

charlie wtf

"I put my hand over his briefly and squeeze before returning it to my lap. He tracks its movement."

WHY AM I CRASHING OUT

HE TRACKS ITS MOVEMENT IS SO INTENSE AND YEARN FOR NO REASON

carley fortune writes in a way that feels like she is speaking to my soul directly

before you ask: yes, i am now googling cottages in nearby beach towns for sale

i really really want to keep reading but i have to get ready to go out

i hope augustus and liam date but i fear augustus may be evil (for no reason)

this feels like an ai chatgpt fever dream

elena has a serious mental illness

this is written like a wattpad novel

why is elena so feral and self-centred

YES VI MY QUEEN

if jem has no haters im dead

im stressed

oh

not a clue who all these characters are and also did not realise she was 27 i thought this was ya