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Split the G reference

“Grey, beloved, you absolute fool”

Trevor killing a raging bitch when he’s 19 😬

Him killing a rapist when he’s 10 🤩

This con could have been pulled in a month if rocky and Jake used their bisexuality for chaos,, and rocky and phoebe switched marks

Was not expecting the care bear reference… and for all the millennials, yes, elder gen z do in fact get care bear references

Super excited to ARC read this :)

No yeah of course Ali Hazelwood wrote a hot werewolf smut book to act as the most apt example of women’s struggles to be medically diagnosed. Miss Hazelwood I am SO aware of your game. No notes whatsoever

I mean the good thing is they clearly do like each other, but there’s simply no way to keep respect intact here

Phonetically spelling out the cockney accent? Jail.

Nah I fear I cannot. Calling time of death in the middle of the worlds worst male dialogue scene

Ah yes, because the 25 year old indie journalist lives in the same apartment complex as the NHL all star… yes absolutely. Throw them in the stuck elevator for 8 hours? Sure of course. All totally plausible plot points

She’s SEVENTEEN?

“The last two times I was alone with my father, he told me to marry a stranger. The time before that, he punched me in the face.”

… well

Ignoring other more traumatizing books in my current reads pile

Look if any Irish boy was capable of the emotional intelligence written into Hughie Biggs, I’d be married to one with a kid on the way by now. Unfortunately, they do not exist, and certainly never existed at the age of 15

Hughie Biggs calling Patrick Feely a whore was not on my releasing 10 bingo card

I am once again sick to my stomach through the entire plot of a novel.

If I ever meet Lizzie young’s father I’ll kick his teeth in. It’s on SIGHT

I was not expecting an incest grey area. Are they related? No. But does the blood of his father happen to run through her veins? Yeah, yeah it does. So like she’s kinda part his dad…

It’s been a while since I’ve read a book where the author was unafraid to make everyone super hot

Happy birthday Kevin Day and happy belated birthday to ME

Sure— (spoiler alert) just go ahead and make Hercules Hades and Persephone’s kid. Totally. That’s fine …

I wasn’t going to be mean but really? How exactly have there been two separate mentions of the founding fathers, and an invisible Ancient Greek monster saying “pussy power”?

I don’t usually indicate rereads but this is an exception. If anyone is wondering why I am the way that I am this book sums up any and all hyper fixations from 8-13 and it’s the only series I’ve read over and over

I know I’m late reading this but I feel like I’m the only person in the world not obsessed with this book. She’s got like 300 pages to change my mind I guess

It’s summer Olympic season… time for a like us series reread

Everyone is legally required to ignore the cover on this because it’s actually a really good book

“You sound like a b-list romcom”
“But I fuck like an A-list porno”

Who says romance is dead?

Really appreciating Chase’s duality and by duality I mean he drinks respect women juice but still has a dude bro mind as evidenced by : “why are chicks always cold” and “chick priorities”. Truly accurate to the male brain no matter how trained they are