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the next book america is gonna ban probably

Chapter 5 current updates
- Evie acts like she’s never seen a man before in her life
- she also thinks only ugly people should be evil (this feels bigoted somehow)
- the villain is literally called “The Villain” LAMFAOOO

Holy shit i don't even know if i can do this just for the laughs

Kai’s a freak I don’t like him

Scared and intrigued

The humour be kinda cringe so far ngl but maybe that’s just cuz YA

As a Poe stan the Raven thing is starting to get cringe ngl

Weird romance but okay

I’m lowkey invested but pls use quotation marks for dialogue ITS NOT FANCY

I love a bad bitch who gets that bag what can I say

Bro fumbled a murder so hard

All I’m hearing is a lot of BITCHING

not them kiling a child accidentally then literally saying "oh gee!"

This is so dry I’m ngl

Feel like a bloodied war soldier army crawling my way through Jericho and Mabel’s POVs stop BITCHING

Gonna be so fr I’m only reading for Memphis

Girl don’t be introducing new characters before you flesh out the ones you already got I’m drowning here

Slowing down my library streak it’s so booooooring

this sucks so bad im sorry learn how to write characters girl

This is already bad and I can sense the even shittier white bread love interest already please please please