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I’m sorry but I do not buy for a second that this dumbass could have gotten away with killing a king. Realistically she would’ve never gotten away with this shit in the first place but it’s so funny how shocked she is that there might be consequences to literally murdering the king lol. Like im sorry you think it’s so unfair they’re going to put you to death for it but did you REALLY not see that coming???

This book is good but honestly would be soooo much better if Mutadir were the main character. He’s so much more interesting than Nahri or Ali I’m like… 90% reading the book for him ngl

Ronica I know he doesn’t mean any harm but fuck I hope you slap tf outta David for the shit he just pulled with the Khuprus family, I am fuckin livid on your behalf don’t let him get away with that shit

“An implicit characteristic of the great anonymous almost unspoken strategies which coordinate the loquacious tactics whose inventors or decision makers are often without hypocrisy” please Foucault I am literally begging you to just write one sentence like a normal person 😭

Okay why is Keffria suddenly so chill about the whole Malta thing…? Has her character growth like backslided, do I need to go back into the hating Keffria camp?? I need to see her POV I hope there’s more to this

SA Chakraborty your taste in men is like painfully transparent and honestly I can’t say I disapprove

“Unlike you humans, I hold no shame in the length of my cock, nor do I care for hiding it. Do the statues of old gods care to conceal their lengths? No. The carvers felt it important to display them as proudly as their noses or fingers.”

God what a banger line. I’m convinced, I’m going everywhere with my cock out from now on.

God I cannot take this narrator seriously. This dude should be filming shitty YouTube prank videos what is he doing narrating ass eating

Damn what a way to start a book 😭😭😭 It’s got my attention I guess?? 😭

I can’t resist anymore, the temptation is too strong. You win, Robin Hobb.

Listen I know they deserve it and completely brought it on themself but if you know who dies because they’re too fuckin dumb and stubborn to save themself I will cry

Alright fine I guess I’m shocked. I’m not a magic person but I’m really liking the magic system in this tbh, I love that it works kinda like coding that’s such a cool concept

Don’t get your hopes up Sabrina I’ll be shocked if I like this book, but you can’t say I didn’t try!!

They think you’re a liar and a thief because you are a liar and a thief you little shit I don’t care about your fuckin pity party. Dont be a piece of shit and people will stop treating you like one

Oh my god is she sucking the poison out of this dude with her pussy I’m dying 😭😭😭 Thank god there was a professional around to fuck the poison out of this guys dick or who knows what could’ve happened!!

I have a bad feeling I made a mistake choosing this book…

Marietta more like marry Etta amirite Kennit??? Gotta be a sign I’m just sayin please don’t throw me overboard

Fuckin called it! Been waiting 500 pages for these two dumbass lovebirds to finally admit they wanna bang each other, I don’t know how it took them this long to realize it, I could tell they were gonna fall in love from like the moment they were introduced lol

Okay so I know they only just met but kinda shipping Amber and The Paragon?? This book really does bring a whole new meaning to the word shipping lol

Man if Jonah isn’t a hallucination or something I would fuck the absolute shit outta this dude

Excuse me wtf is smut salon and why haven’t I been invited to one?? Sabrina if you’re reading this can we do a smut salon??

Of course Kennit I’m sure the only reason you’re distressed is because those guys messed up your favorite room at the brothel I’m sure it has nooothing to do with that whore you definitely don’t care about even a little bit. I totally believe you man.

Man it’s a good thing their ship’s been able to levitate this entire time and that they happened to have the cure for death on board or this coulda gone very awry.

Oh my god I’m so tired of all the characters going through the same place, learning the same information we’ve already heard over and over and discovering that their one new friend is evil. What was even the point of splitting them up? They’re more fun together and then we wouldn’t have to hear the same shit repeated a thousand times

Hmm, Sabrina might’ve had the right idea with this series, something about this one is giving me a lot more ick than the last two… what happened to the badass lady pirates of book 2? Why is it all like perverts and rapists and forced marriages now? :/ It’s really taking away from the whimsy and fun, this isn’t the adventure I wanted to see my girls on

Kennit accidentally being a good person is like my favorite thing, he’d seem like such a nice dude sometimes if you didn’t hear his internal dialogue trying not to throw up every time he does something nice

If Althea and Brashen don’t take Paragon I’ll be so disappointed. I bet there’s enough Kyle-haters to pull together a crew, they could do it.

God it’s so funny how Kennit just cannot wrap his mind around the idea that escaped slaves might be genuinely against slavery. Get in the fuckin spirit of things man!! Murder some slavers!! Have some fun for once in your life!! Your crew will like you more for it, stop whining about having to do one thing that’s not completely evil lol, it’s like this is the biggest inconvenience of this man’s life

Kyle makes me wanna get fucking violent holy shit, I haven’t hated a man this much since I had to suffer through Walter White. My only comfort is knowing at least nobody buys into his bullshit.

FUCK Kyle and FUCK Keffria too for being a spineless fucking coward I hope you both walk the fuckin plank

Fuck I’m so devastated I can’t believe Ephron would do this, what a fuckin betrayal fo his daughter and his ship and his whole fuckin crew. If that peg had to go to Kyle it should’ve been through his fuckin chest