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"the wine she drinks is made of grapes"

ok so Shakespeare lit ate that line up. like dur. she's made of the same flesh and blood as everyone else.

me when he gashes out a mans eyesballs and throws him overboard cause that guy stabbed me in the torso and i almost died 😍

Neeed a cig to make me feel better 🎵

Its timeeeeeeee 🎵ready to be emotionallly destroyed!

DINNERTIME BICHESSSS

Guys. The tension is PALPABLE.

Hehehehehhehehehe

ITS HAPPENING!

"Maybe he’s the kind of coach who craves a Lord of the Flies ice battle to separate the men from the boys."

mr foster is shaking in his boots

white people in Nantucket is my type self care

*after hiking 11 miles*

"Especially when the bullshit lake was the most underwhelming thing I’d
ever seen.

I mean, it was nice, but it wasn’t… it wasn’t what I’d expected. It didn’t
glow. It wasn’t crystal blue. It was just… a regular lake."

MEEEE LMAOOOO

"“Agreed,” I said, taking a bite, “but misery loves company and I’m a miserable piece of shit. So tell me everything.”

me everyday

what da frewak