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The Winter Lord keeps telling Satu “don’t do that, that’s a bad idea” but he never explains WHY
like BABE you showed up on the worst day of her life and demanded she give you magic like
is it anY WONDER she doesn’t listen to you? just EXPLAIN what the heck you MEAN instead of being vague and untrustworthy you big dummy !! so maddening
the winter lord and fann is giving cardan and locke yanno what i mean ?

Chapter 8

girl grayson doesn’t need you to smirk at him for having a “pity party” he needs you to call the mental hospital he is quite clearly having a breakdown
“girl” in this instance is jameson not avery or any actual girl bcuz “girl” is fast becoming the new “bro” in my vocabulary

rereading and man, cardan is so horrible! when does he get good i don’t remember

this girl is an idiot. he said he would be right back, don’t touch anything, and what did she decide to do? TOUCH SOMETHING. girl is now flying around in a loose hot air balloon. a HOT AIR BALLOON. girl you could die. fool move

it's been a DAY

also, she’s convinced that wolf has brutally tortured her father and kidnapped her grandmother, and her first impulse is to CONFRONT HIM? ALONE?
she’s already SEEN that he’s super strong, and she thinks he’s committed terrible crimes, and yet she decides Ah yes, good plan, this surely won’t go poorly for me at all, and let’s leave my drunk and traumatized father alone and unsupervised while I do
girl

i didn’t know scarlet did track and field but she’s sure going for the olympic gold in the “jumping to conclusions” event

why was Thorne awake at 5am
well like 5:30
but still!!

wait, scarlet turned 18 a WEEK ago???

“u r a polyglot”
“great, more weird abilities :/“
girl!! ok maybe telepathy is weird. and inflicting is freaky. but polyglot??? polYGLOT????? that is SICK! Soph, you silly goose, don’t you realize how awesome that is??
other abilities drool polyglot rules

“it made her want to throw something. hard. at his head.”
and you absolutely should, sister. you absolutely should.

*hundreds of fluorescent yellow fires start on the same day in multiple different cities*
hmm says the council. sounds like arson, normal human arson done by normal human humans normally. nothing is suspicious here at all

His or HER church ?!?!?!????!?

her bathtub is the size of a SWIMMING POOL? i remembered her room being a whole floor but i don’t remeber that
i want a swimming pool in my room lol

jolie was 20 when she died IM TWENTY

and now he’s nice again he’s like i notice ur fear take the stuffed animal
back and forth and back and forth
gee golly am i glad i’m not in middle school no more

fitz was good when they were in san diego and did not laugh when sophie said she needed a bright blue stuffed elephant in a hawaiian shirt but then like 5 minutes later laughs at her for being dealthy afraid of doctors this boy i cant
one step forward 3 steps back

dont think this initially bothered me as much as it should’ve maybe cuz the like magic boarding school trope is so common maybe because i’e been ready and willing to abandon everything to join the jedi since i was like 9 but dang. i think that’s kidnapping i think you just kidnapped her. how many crimes did y’all just commit holy moly
idc humans aren’t allowed just move her family to the forbidden cities!!

bruh they were gonna fake her death??? the frick bro?!? grief is their weakness and they thought nothing of inflicting it on some humans because who cares about humans amirite?
jeez it’s like because humans are crappy they just wrote us off as a species. like we’re worthless. well at least we’re HONEST about our crappiness. you people suck and refuse to admit it y’all are self-righteous hypocrites oh my gosh

everyone is born with 5 million buckaroos i dont understand this economy