hailey bell > Recent Status Updates

i’m so conflicted i could cry

“So fuckin’ gone for you, that there’s no chance my world could spin right without you in it”
IM FUCKING LOSING IT I CANT

“I’d pull the stars from the sky if it meant it’d erase the fear that had overcome her last night” we love a man who yearns 🙏🏼🙏🏼

“I’m nothing but a slave to doing whatever the fuck makes this girl happy”
IM LEAVING

“I’m going to do everything i can to make this woman fall in love with me like i have her”
screaming crying throwing up, throwing the book out the window

“I can barely go five minutes without thinking about the woman next to me. I frown. That’s not good.”
FAKE WIFE AINT FEELIN SO FAKE NOW HUH

“Bella, where have you been, loca?”
NO WAYYYY BAHAHAHA

“This guy wants my wife”
He keeps calling her his wife 🤭🤭

“And then she walked out of my life.”
IM THROWING THIS BOOK AGAINST THE GOD DAMN WALL OH MY LORDDDDD

“‘One penis. For fifty years, Lauren. Learn from my mistakes. Be a slut while you still can.’”
FUCKING NONNA BRO I CANT

“It wasn’t every day you heard an octogenarian drop the c-bomb, but i didn’t so much as bat an eye”
I FUCKING LOVE NONNA

“Unless this is all some elaborate ruse and he plans to kill me, skin me, turn me into Lauren jerky and spend the next ten years slowly consuming me piece by hard-to-digest piece”
Her anxiety and mine are twins 😋

“What are you doing here?”
“Filing my taxes, you?”
“Filing a restraining order,” she shot back.
The banter is killing me 😭