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The salesgirl at VS doesn't know the difference between red and flame, either. She's just trying to find two reds that match.

I have been sitting here fuming over Polly. Her husband needs to step in and grow a sack. It would be so easy for him to explain that she made him do what she did because she's crazy.

Woman, you can't decide that!! Ah!! Polly gives me anxiety.

Either one of them could have told the truth when they were both confronted and asked.

There are so many frustrating characters in this book that I almost stopped reading it because they were giving me anxiety.

"...and Nurse Candy - Really?" - What is THAT supposed to mean?

Sincerly,
Every Candy who is tired of being the name of the trashy, slutty girl

- Harry is mad at Ron and Hermione for not telling him anything in their letters to him, so he throws out the wizarding world candy they send him for his birthday - in the muggle trash. I'm sure there is some wizarding law that is breaking.

"I thought you were going to grab an uber?"
"I was but some jerk stole my wallet and now I have no money."
Uber is set up on your phone to your debit/credit card. Why would she need her wallet with money in it to grab an uber?

Whenever I hear Cat's full name, I can only think of Cat Dog.

I think he thinks he’s funnier than he is. This is just a bunch of middle aged whining about how things are nowadays.