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literally the dullest beginning of a book i’ve read in a long time. i’m only continuing because i literally don’t have any other unread book in the house and because i paid money for it (which i deeply regret)
if anyone mentions again how sharp will’s cheekbones are, i’m gonna throw hands

why are you so horrible?

Being in her head is so exhausting, holy shit

ma gurl Brienne got eaten out and not in a good way (genuinely wtf george)

had to pause mid-chapter because i’m tired, both physically, and of Victarion’s bullshit, idgaf truly, what are we doing here?

the misogyny is crazy, let women fucking rule, oh my GOD. They'd rather have literal CHILDREN that aren't even in the double digits age-wise sit the throne than a woman, that's fucked up
also: somebody kill Littlefinger, that man gives me the absolute creeps
Plus: i hate the name Alayne, free Sansa

Yeah sure, blame the woman for the uncontrollable lust of men!
also, didn't think this PSA was necessary, but DON'T name your character Nimble Dick, I'm serious, what is wrong with Normal Richard?

oh the Kraken’s daughter is Asha!! girlboss, I love this for you! But I hate the fact that they literally didn’t find Theon’s body. According to ✨the golden rule of death✨, that means he is not, in fact, dead, fml

Calling a girl you made out with your daughter is surely some form of reverse oedipus complex—or is it just incestuous? Either way: stop.
Also: who the FUCK is The Kraken’s Daughter? Everyone and their mother’s getting a POV in this (except Bran, which we should all be thankful for)

He has his mother — and his father too??? Ser Kevan, what a mic drop 👏🏼👏🏼

3 prologue chapters are crazy work, George, but all is forgiven because the next chapter will be Cersei's POV??? i'm so intrigued!

Aww rip Pate! That was very weird!

yes i GET IT, Bree's power is unique and limitless and awesome, and Nick is MASSIVE, his hands are ten times as big as Bree's, he is so HUGE, I actually fear for the day he can't control his urges anymore because, knowing the author's obsession with his ridiculous proportions, I don't doubt he packs at least 10 inches and Bree is small and tiny—rest in peace i guess, i hope he at least makes you come

yeah, okay. die. it‘s not like i even care anymore

this constant glazing of Bree in every POV is so exhausting, i hate it here

Well, I'm incredibly confused. The only thing I remember is that I hate Sel, but he's not even here, so that's nice? I don't really know though. I hate when books do this: the protagonist is surrounded by familiar faces until suddenly they are dumped somewhere else and it's like … idgaf about Elijah and Zoe! Where is Nick? Where is my son William? I even want to know what Sel's up to—look what you made me do!

poor ping ey

Jesus Christ (as in an utterance of surprise; the guy surely ain't watching this)

hmm okay, i feel like that blurb was lowkey false advertisement

what in the Roommates by Adam Sandler is going on

wait a second, joff just died??? i'm so confused, that can't be real

traumatized

okay no this is worse! this is so much worse!!

1) I wonder whose wedding will be the Red Wedding TM — Joffrey's? Or Edmure's? Or a secret third thing?
2) Can the Starks all just reunite please, so they all know they're still alive? God, not having phones is so inconvenient!

no one listens to women!!

can Arya even catch one singular break? no? okay. cool.

wait wait wait!!! is my favorite character … jaime lannister??? oh dear

the urge to put the book down whenever it's a Davos POV (i'm sorry, onion king)