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wait a second, joff just died??? i'm so confused, that can't be real

traumatized

okay no this is worse! this is so much worse!!

1) I wonder whose wedding will be the Red Wedding TM — Joffrey's? Or Edmure's? Or a secret third thing?
2) Can the Starks all just reunite please, so they all know they're still alive? God, not having phones is so inconvenient!

no one listens to women!!

can Arya even catch one singular break? no? okay. cool.

wait wait wait!!! is my favorite character … jaime lannister??? oh dear

the urge to put the book down whenever it's a Davos POV (i'm sorry, onion king)

I support women's rights, I support women's wrongs, and, most importantly, I support whatever the fuck that just was, goddamn! you raise your army, girl! you keep your dragons! burn them all down!

"your son and i are rawdogging it three times a day" is a WILD thing to say, jeyne. i know catelyn brought it up, but, jesus christ, you don't have to be THAT specific