Maja > Recent Status Updates

1% plot, 99% gratuitous gore and vibes. Unfortunately, those vibes are bad.

This book really suffers from not being laid out chronologically.

Ten minutes in and the guy from the movie has been off-screened. Iconic.

Insufferable Seattleites talking insufferably about Seattle… true horror… oh and there’s ghosts and stuff

hehehehe

Me @ Kaladin in part one: Another edgelord :(
Me @ Kaladin now: I would fucking die for you to experience happiness :(

I am the president of the Xaden hate club

I do not like a single character ✨

Trying this again, audiobook edition

pretty disappointed so far ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I am MAD at this book and taking it out on my officemates

Finally reading a Sanderson book. It is, in fact, excellent. Devastating. This is Abercrombie all over again. I’ve been a fool.

I have been BLESSED by the skip-the-line gods. Thank you libby.

My grandmother was a doll collector and grandkids had to sleep in the doll room so I’m pretty sure I’ve had this nightmare before

Yet another Grady Hendrix book I’m going to finish in the hopes that the main male character fucking dies

This is absolutely gut-wrenching. Holy shit.

Doing it for Danny 🫡

This book is 90% dialogue and 0% plot, pretentious as hell, and I have never been more aware of an author’s vanity. However, I grudgingly admit it is entertaining.

Engaging in literary self-flagellation, help

Crying in the club rn (my open-concept office space, where my coworkers are looking at me strangely)

Publishers, I beg you, please keep a continuity of audiobook narrators when publishing ongoing series. The third narrator to tell Fitz’ story is absolutely awful and clearly hasn’t listened to the earlier books. Why does the Fool suddenly have a french accent? Help me.

I cannot pay attention to this book at all for some reason

Sitting at my desk listening to audiobooks while I work all day: 10/10
My coworker grabbing my second earbud, saying “Ooh, what are you reading today?” and hearing a description of a necromantic ritual: 1000/10

Absolutely love the narrator’s reading style! This is fun. A detective and a scholar acting extremely awkwardly towards eachother as they investigate a case. I love a scifi spin on mystery genre tropes.

It is physically hurting me how awful everyone is to Anna. Girl is so used to sitting through the constant abuse from her family that she’s able to pretend the horrifying neon yellow ghost/demon haunting her is also just an inconvenience she must bear.

Danny I know you didn’t like this one but it already has me in a chokehold. In love with this toxic mean little lesbian who doesn’t realize how obsessed she is.

I love Ottessa Moshfegh and am excited to finally get to this one. I love me a grimy, gross, horrible woman.

This is egregious.

I get angrier and angrier at all the characters with every second I spend reading a Robin Hobb book and I love it that way

Already super icked. A literal stalker plus absolute nightmare hot mess who just cannot get a job. I hate them both.