Catherine > Recent Status Updates

Picking it up after more than a year, I'm still feeling a strong dislike for this one that's bordering on hate. Get a fucking backbone and a whole lot of self respect Tate for fuck's sake.

“I’ll love you forever. Even when I can’t.”

“We’re branded. You and me. We are so in love, Charlie. You feeling it yet? Do I make your heart go pitter patter?” -Silas

'How odd to be made of flesh, balanced on bone, and filled with a soul you’ve never met.'

And so it begins.

I knew it.

“Please, Drew? I just want everything to be perfect . . . and what if I want a lollipop during the delivery, and you go to get me one, and then I have the baby while you’re gone? You’ll miss it.” Tears course down her cheeks like two little tributaries. “I couldn’t bear it if you missed it.” Hahahaha. Oh Kate.

If you fill a tire with too much air, push it past its limit, do you know happens? It explodes.

“Don’t let what Matthew said get to you. It’s only natural that he’d back Drew up—just like I’d help you bury the body, even if it was my own dear mother we were tossing into the ground.” - Delores Jesus, Delores. Bahahahahaha

Asshole. Bastard. Cocksucker. Ear fucker/Eater of ass, Fuckface. Gooch. Herniated intestine. Infected dick cheese. Jerk off. Kooch. Leaky discharge. Molester of llamas (bahahaha). Nutsack pullet. Orca fingerer (lmao). Pillow biting pansy. Queef Rim job. Smegma eater (omfg LOL). Testicle licker. Urinary tract infection. Vagina. Whoreboy. Xtra absorbent maxipad. Yeasty seepage. Zithead.

LMAO.

Drew Evans doesn’t burn bridges. He sets dynamite to them. Decimating the bridge, the mountains it connects, and any other living thing unlucky enough to be within a fifty-mile radius.

Oh, I just love how epic their misunderstanding is. LOL.

'Don’t check the title. You’re in the right place. This is still the Drew and Kate show. It’s just twisted around. Messed up. Welcome to Oz, Toto. It’s a fucked-up place to be.'

Alix turned from an okay heroine to an irritating spineless airhead.

Aaand here I am. 3:30 in the morning. Bawling my eyes out.

I thought Andarions kind of loathe humans? Or think of them as inferior? How come they let Nykyrian's stupid father be an emperor or something?

To not recognize your own son even just bit is kinda stupid you know. Really really stupid. smh

For someone who allegedly 'experience' so much 'horror' in her life, Kiara appears to be freakin' narrowminded. Ugh. I'm really getting irritated with her.

Nykyrian is like Acheron on an alternate universe. Somehow my mind is picturing him as a 2D character from a manga or an anime. Hehe. And Kiara is an annoying airhead that can't do anything but cry (so far). Her character is really pissing me off (so far). I want to smack her face with a brick (so far). Ugh.

I don't know why, but I'm feeling a strong sense of dislike for Rachel. So strong it can pass as hate.

“You broke me.. And nobody can put me back together but you.”

'How can loving someone who doesn’t exist feel so real?' Heyyy, this is what I feel about each of my bookboyfriends. :D

“You bent me so hard that I finally broke. But I loved you anyway.” - Cataline

Beauty and the Beast isdatchu???

Batman isdatchu????

"I wish I could give myself a blow job. That would be sooo coool!” -George LMAO.

Okay, so apparently I've just agreed to buy a company. -Theo lol.

Weakness is a state of mind; you are only as weak as the point at which you choose to break.

'Eva could HEAR Julian smile. ' Uhm. What? HOW????? lol

Stopped at 78%. I'm done. Whatever Cal's stupid excuse may be for being Chris Scott, I don't wanna know it. Sarrreeeeeh. It's okay to hate one protagonist in a book every now and then, but I'm starting to hate them all so i'll just stop.