"Listen, as much as we love setting our alarms one hour earlier to come visit with mommy and daddy, if we knew how to make pancakes, we would not be here."
"Am I mommy in this scenario?"
"Or daddy. You get to pick first since you provide the pancakes."
"Nice. I'll take it."
20 minutes later when mommy steps out of his room, freshly showered and cleanly shaven, they're in the middle of a bitter argument.
— Mar 31, 2026 10:00AM
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