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every page is emotional torment

guess who just hit up two used bookstores..... i feel so alive

i am APPALLED at every word that came out of celaena's mouth in the last two pages. her callousness is astounding

quite dull so far. i am aware the evil king has evil plans... i would like some new information... please.....

guyliner moment

maria's hilarious i love her

impromptu therapy session in a barnes and noble, sponsored by chekhov's gun

kip and scott's relationship is moving at speeds previously exclusive to lesbians

victor and eli both staying in the same hotel... truly magnets drawn to each other

boston has their own star center! a hotshot russian named ilya rozanov!

how do you get kip from christopher

um... all things considered that was a pretty tame way to be discovered...

scott hunter you have done me a great service

a secret love confession in a foreign language is MY quality catnip!!

gang, i don't see a way out of this one

i too would trust an off-limits troubled convict with the secret of my demonic possession if he wore a slutty little gold earring

this is the fastest ive ever seen clothes come off... gentlemen this is the Prologue

why does antonia hodgson choose to smack me around like this

the reveals are so much fun im having a great time

cain when death is imminent: wow she's hot. he is too. everyone sexy

yeah. gagged

i am appalled at how little im enjoying this

dude this writing is not good