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“She exhaled a breath he hadn’t been aware she’d been holding. ”

Mimi noooooo not you too

The problem, Your Honor, is that they lack chemistry

I am on my hands and knees begging authors to stop with the Taylor Swift references.

The chip on Maxine’s shoulder is so big you can see it from space

It’s like a fanfic between an English-born Ken Jennings and a genderbent James Holzhauer I don’t know how to feel about it

😴

“He seemed to know a great deal.”

“Because he volunteered his opinion about art? Men are always opining on subjects they know nothing about. It doesn’t make them experts.”

“‘Cass’? Not a name you can moan. It’s the short ‘A’ sound. Very nasal.”

I resent that.

“I’m just always tickled when man’s division of women into frigid wives and lusty whores slaps them right back in the face.”

“Tell you what, I was not prepared for the wealth of awkward silences”

You haven’t seen your parents for 10 years! Of course it’s gonna be awkward