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I like how every single couple in this series is verse4verse EXCEPT for Shane and Ilya

literally cannot picture harris with a beard. to me he's got scruff and long hair but no beard.

Infinitely more readable than game changer. I don’t believe people that tall exist tho <3 he is at most 6ft3. to me <3

Ilya cameo at the last second I see your bisexual ass

Listen I get feeling like you’re getting blown off by someone who isn’t listening to you when you feel bad but LYING about not being mad at your partner when you actually are makes you part of the problem. I am anti-Kip Grady actually boooooo

Sorry I’m sooooo unsympathetic to Kip. 1) you don’t have to lie to ANYONE. Just say you’re dating someone in the closet. The people who won’t be discreet don’t deserve your friendship anyway. 2) why the fuck aren’t you going out with your friends? You literally do not have to wait for Scott in his apartment. You’ve been dating for like a month. Loser!!!!!!!!

Shallan and Kaladin having separate vastly different bad go’s of it is incredible

SZETH MY BTF (best tortured friend)

All the characters SLAP

Not to sound Ilya but Scott hunter is very boring 😔 bro is soooooo normal

OKAAAAY point to hockey romance i guess!!!!!!

This is like an intermission book. Like “okay we’ve shot the emperor, now for a short break in which our protagonist takes out her frustrations on people who violate civil rights and suck”

Yay dick festival boo slavery

Incredible how her 2 choices of love interests are mean girl president of the world and Beware of Dog With Sharp Teeth (friendly!)

Things are going well for El and it’s making me nervous

I must say I am a sucker for a building that’s trying to eat you

I don’t know if I like….enjoy this? I feel this way about most of her books though

It’s like reading mid fan fiction