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okay now IM getting frustrated

is this a slow burn because i’m celebrating this hug like it’s 3rd base

I’m really enjoying it and then the characters talk to each other

nothing worse than when a character says “I love you” for the first time and as the reader think, no you don’t ??

hey $3,000 a month to nanny a 6 y/o is not a lot considering the dad is a Billionaire!

“now that i’ve gotten to know him” You have?? We haven’t! All I know is he plays hockey and you’re an ADA. All you do when you’re with each other is bang! There’s truly no substance to this book.

It’s crazy how the bare minimum (admitting you want to date someone) is seen as romantic gesture. Also I’m more than halfway through and these characters barely know anything about the other? I’m just not buying it.

“GIRL-GASM” I have no words.

“jilling off” … bsffr…
the first time I ignored it but the continuous use?

“Last year, we made it to the second round of the playoffs. We lost in the seventh game.”
Toronto choking in the seventh game? nvm we’re back to reality.

“He’s seen Toronto through the playoffs twice and to a Cup win once”
LMAO maybe this book should be labeled fantasy

Going to push through but I’m barely three chapters in and every paragraph feels like those AI generated fake movie trailers where they just introduce a character and spin around them. I understand it’s a shared world series but you don’t have to start every sentence with This is X, he’s dating Y, and related to Z. Also his nickname is W.

I wanna give this book 1 star for making “Ordinary” by Alex Warren their wedding song.

I’m trying so hard to push through because Burgess is so reminiscent of my favorite player but it’s such a cringe fest.

I’m out of town for my aunt’s funeral and you’re at the strip club where your ex works? Hey guess what?! I’m single!!!

if i inherit millions of dollars, call my boyfriend to say i love him for the first time, and he says “we’ll talk when you get back” hey guess what! i’m single now!

I want to jump into this book with a bullhorn, yell YOURE BOTH INSUFFERABLE and jump back out. The world has potential, but these two SUCK

why is his ex gf anti vaxx??

okay but that one line was weird and you know the one i’m referring to.

In no world would Philadelphia play pre-season games against Seattle and then Texas the next game. The point of preseason is to play a few teams close to you so you don’t have to travel that much.

THIS BOOK IS CRAZY. IM GOOPED.