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it ain’t over yet 🙂‍↕️

cathy… I was not familiar with ur game…

let’s see what the fuss is about..

one time my history teacher told the class he was kind of machiavelli and out of pure love for him I wanted to do him a favour and kill him

being illiterate for a month was silly (silly in a fun, term of endearment, frivolous and good way) but it’s over… im upping my game and reading this gutturally, ass clenchingly long book because beautiful girls read beautiful books. And I will finish it too

I picked this book up at my local Waterstones when i saw a cigarette smoking emaciated young man wearing a band tee in the humble bookshop. He looked at me, and my penguin classic edition of the prince. And he ripped it out of my hands and told me “this book isn’t meant for kind-hearted BPD girls like you”… and then I woke up….

“Your beauty is nuanced and labyrinthine like a sentence by Proust” IS A REAL LINE

slowly but surely making myself go through the insufferable girl reading list. thjs stop is bunny by mona awad

there are too many ass jokes in this book god I think I would kill myself if I was in a room with them for longer than five seconds

you have a hole, it’s a poultice you have an eye, it’s an image

trying to get through this book but im not enjoying the prose

damn ma i did not expect this 😭😭

i don’t want to be mean but so far guinevere beck from you could have written this

as a girl this book sucks

as a girl this book sucks