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"It's idiotic. I've known Leo for two days. #instalove." YEAH YOU'RE TELLING ME

eBook edition- oooh his *uncle* told him he had a god-given talent. Is this the same uncle that happened to also find Alex??? THE ONE I AM ALREADY SUSPICIOUS OF??

Physical book- I like that brother Diaz is starting to see the corruption behind him. I'm curious to see how this will affect him later.

eBook version- GET HER DIAZ DRAG HER THROUGH THE MUD I AM SO PROUD OF YOU YAAAAAAY

eBook version atm, Part 2 See the Holy Land
I guess they're using the elves as a metaphor? A righteous mission to consume humanity,

It might be too early but there's something I don't trust about Duke Michael...

I'm happy theres a map and im enjoying the art!

This author really likes to use "she/he whispers" every few sentences u-u

Ok that was actually kinda cute bleh X3

Ok maybe this is what The Pumpkin Spice Cafe should have been. This is feeling a bit better.

No yeah call the cops on her she broke into your house.

"How else would you explain my situation? I'm thirty-three going on thirty-four and if a punishment comes anywhere near my vag, it might actually bark and growl. Shit, it might bite. I swear there is a tiny No Trespassing sign hanging on my mons pubis."

...I think this is my sign to throw this book at the wall now. 🙄

I'm confused. Odessa has been the one with the most knowledge of the ghosts-which aren't ghosts???- and now she's saying she doesn't know anything? Ma'am, you're the one who did voodoo for protection and see to know all about these creatures!

Chapter 29- YES BARBARA I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GO OUTSIDE INSTEAD OF STAYING IN TO GET BURIED IN SAND D:<