Kellie’s Reviews > Fall I Want > Status Update

This author really likes to use "she/he whispers" every few sentences u-u

Ok that was actually kinda cute bleh X3

Ok maybe this is what The Pumpkin Spice Cafe should have been. This is feeling a bit better.

No yeah call the cops on her she broke into your house.

"How else would you explain my situation? I'm thirty-three going on thirty-four and if a punishment comes anywhere near my vag, it might actually bark and growl. Shit, it might bite. I swear there is a tiny No Trespassing sign hanging on my mons pubis."

...I think this is my sign to throw this book at the wall now. 🙄