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It’s driving audiobook time!

The fact that this book had to be updated post-2020 and it could probably be updated again😵‍💫

“Since he broke off his penis he’s Mr. Wisdom.”

How do we always end up here

Very Isabel Lovelace. I have high expectations.

Hi sorry Queen of Faces got auto returned before I realized (as though I hadn’t been trudging through it for WEEKS lmao) so that will not be finished for months. It’ll just hang out on my shelf for a while ig🤪

I’m not gonna lie, though; so far this book is feeling like the crispest, coolest drink of water at 2am in comparison.

HEY WAIT A MINUTE WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT PERSON IS 50+

ISN’T THEIR FIANCÉ EIGHTEEN AT MOST

It’s not that I didn’t understand how YouTubers could talk for hours about one book, but I didn’t realize how easy it is to yap for so long until I started taking my notes on this one.

Deepest apologies to anyone who crosses my path during this time.

So far, I can only find myself caring about the artist formerly known as Nell. And maybe Samuel, eventually.

I still have a lot of questions about the world building, though.

“She, almost certainly, was a Humdrum. An ordinary human, without a drop of magic in her blood.”

Oh wow. Humdrum to Mudblood/Muggle comparisons aside, how could you possibly not need magic in this world to MAGICALLY TRANSFER YOUR SOUL TO ANOTHER BODY.

Oh god we’re already color coding the schools

Well, no, but actually yes. I think. Anyway.

Hello and welcome back to the age old game of “Can This Author Commit to Killing Their Darlings?”!

In this episode, we’ll be finding out if qntm can keep his darlings dead, or if he’ll whip out a “Happy Ending”™️ in which everything goes back to normal and everyone’s fine!

That answer will be coming up right after this break!

Well.

If this is how qntm gets me to pay more attention to this wiki…🫡

Hi until I move all my stuff over to Storygraph, you guys are still stuck with me

I’m a little obsessed with the way this has gripped me so far. I genuinely love when books make me feel anywhere from uneasy to scared as a baseline while reading them🤪

Me, on literally page two of my book: hang on, is this an scp thing?

The author: this ebook is an official release by me, a well-known contributor to the scp wiki! This book started as an scp wiki entry!

Why is Deimos out here catching strays😭😭

Whoopsie I forgot to tell y’all I actually started the book

Mark reminds me of Eiffel from Wolf 359 if Doug weren’t sort of an ass for 90% of the time. I love him. I love how Weir writes smart characters who are also goobers sometimes

Oops I haven’t picked this up in ages

Hi anyone who heard from me that I’ll be listening to another audiobook, I’m actually a liar. I’m instead listening to the same podcast for the sixth time instead🤪

Loving the vibe between Red and Blue here though

Hi please don’t mind me - I am entering a bunch of giveaways right now bc I have too many books in my living room I have to read before I can purchase more, but it doesn’t count if I don’t spend money🤪

Oh my god they’re giving the bees caffeine addictions

I think “The flower is a lusty bisexual” might be my favorite sentence ever

It is exactly what it says on the tin. It will sit with me for a long, probably uncomfortable, time. No review

Also I might actually miss the bug man