Caroline > Recent Status Updates

welcome back hot lesbian knight, mean lesbian princess, anxious gay princeking, and traumatizingly arrogant gay noble!

get this girl in a rage cage by jove

AMBER! MY LIGHT! MY LOVE!

and we’re back in the building again

when can i kill kyle?

wintrow😭 my boy😭 it doesn’t help that i keep picturing him as aang. waiting for the part where i hate malta

FITZ NO IT’S A TRAP!! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE IT? YOU WILL BE BETRAYED BY ONE WHO CALLS YOU FRIEND

this IDIOT. this ABSOLUTE BUFFOON. katniss levels of obliviousness but wayyyyyyyy worse. literally lmao right now.

fitz: “oh no, the torture i’ve endured has made me hideous and ruined any amount of good looks i had”

literally his entire party (minus one), completely enamored with him and drooling with stars in their eyes: “you’re literally so hot wtf”

i’m going insane. i’m actually going insane. frothing at the mouth and rocking back and forth.

it’s so hard watching this self destructive spiral :(

god i forgot how sad and frustrating this book is

a lesbian’s attachment to finn wolfhard needs to be studied (it’s me, i’m studying it, maybe i’ll substack it eventually)

mike wheeler you’re on my shitlist. i mean you’re always on my shitlist while simultaneously being my favorite character. that being said… really dude? i love you but i can’t defend you right now.

this poor child😭 lucas i love you

i know in my core lucas is bisexual but i just can’t prove it… (they’re never gonna expand on this but i am so confident in my opinion that dustin is the only straight one in this friend group)

oh no i’m about to cry at work

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. the situation is getting dire.

currently want to scream with outrage on alice’s behalf. i want to grab her by the shoulders and shake her while screaming “ITS NOT YOUR FAULT” and then wrap her in a blanket and feed her tea and biscuits until she understands that the patriarchy is the problem

what. the. fuck.

took a break, now we’re back. every word the fool says is a knife to the heart. i love him in his entirety

i just KNOW reading this is going to make me so angry

i caved…

i feel like i’m having an aneurysm. hopefully my brain adjusts to the writing style soon bc i’ve heard it’s really good

joan… you are a bit too real to me… i think i might have been you in a past life…

i wasn’t going to get a book at the bookstore but there was a signed copy…

poor sabrina girl cannot catch a break. jeez louise.

gansey. that’s all there is.

i have to read children’s literature to balance out the horrors of stone butch blues and on earth we’re briefly gorgeous

i have to read children’s literature to balance out the horrors of stone butchering blues and on earth we’re briefly gorgeous

“every day the men around me came to exercise their bodies; i came to exorcise my demons”

if that isn’t the realest reason to go to the gym idk what is