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Caroline
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this IDIOT. this ABSOLUTE BUFFOON. katniss levels of obliviousness but wayyyyyyyy worse. literally lmao right now.
fitz: “oh no, the torture i’ve endured has made me hideous and ruined any amount of good looks i had”
literally his entire party (minus one), completely enamored with him and drooling with stars in their eyes: “you’re literally so hot wtf”
— Apr 17, 2026 10:08PM
fitz: “oh no, the torture i’ve endured has made me hideous and ruined any amount of good looks i had”
literally his entire party (minus one), completely enamored with him and drooling with stars in their eyes: “you’re literally so hot wtf”
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Caroline
is on page 700 of 838
FITZ NO IT’S A TRAP!! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE IT? YOU WILL BE BETRAYED BY ONE WHO CALLS YOU FRIEND
— Apr 17, 2026 11:46PM
Caroline
is on page 557 of 838
i’m going insane. i’m actually going insane. frothing at the mouth and rocking back and forth.
— Apr 17, 2026 09:25AM