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Chris: My parents didn't tell anyone I was born until I was 11.
Whitney: yup.

Lmao, what??😆

Detective: Whoa—so the last thing you said to your dad before he died was, just to make sure I’ve got this right, “My life would be better off if you were dead?”

Milan Patel: Yeah.

Detective: Man. Bro. Dude.

This audiobook had no right being this good.
Full cast audiobook.
I am seated. I am invested. I am not okay...

WOAH!

Plot Twist: 1, My Sanity: 0

Reading another Freida thriller ✨ Send snacks, good vibes, and maybe a small life insurance policy

If I took a swig of beer every time male lead said “wanna make out,” I’d be Irish drunk by now. 🍺💀

Is this a murder mystery or a guided meditation? Because I’m halfway through and my pulse hasn’t moved an inch, lol.

A Major Character vanished without warning. Wish I could do that every time life gets mildly inconvenient. I could use a break right now.

So far it is only okay...

Starting my first Christmas read today, praying it’s cute, cozy, and just the right amount of “please distract me from my life."🎄📚

Tell me your favourite Christmas book — mystery, thriller, or rom-com. I need some new holiday reads! 🎄📚✨ pretty please

That Plot twist?? SPANISH. GASP. in 4K

Is Mallory cray cray?? She sounds very suspicious now😭

Ouija board has come out 👻

This book has officially moved past creepy into ‘I should not be reading this at night’ territory 😭📚

We are sitting at the table where he is happily munching on the pepper when I turn my attention to his latest illustration. It’s a picture of a man walking backwards through a dense and tangled forest. He is dragging a woman by the ankles, pulling her lifeless body across the ground.

Every chapter I’m like: “Aw, Teddy is adorable.” And then he shows a drawing and I’m like: “…never mind.” 😭

Since I loved _The Last One at the Wedding_, I’m starting _Hidden Pictures_ next!📚✨ Wish me luck.

You have to live in the world of the last book you read. Where are you living? 📚👀

Every time I think the book can’t get darker, it says "hold my beer".

The book is so cozy that the plot twist basically comes with, "Hello Sir, I’m here to ruin your expectations in the gentlest way possible"

Needed a mystery to keep me alive, lol.

What he had done afterward was different. He called the wind and the wind came. It was magic. Real magic The sort of magic I’d heard about in stories of Taborlin the Great. The sort of magic I hadn’t believed in since I was six. Now I didn’t know what to believe.

So I invited him into our troupe, hoping to find answers to my questions. Though I didn’t know it at the time, I was looking for the name of the wind

Names are important as they tell you a great deal about a person. I’ve had more names than anyone has a right to. The Adem call me Maedre… can mean ‘The Flame,’ ‘The Thunder,’ or ‘The Broken Tree. My first mentor called me E’lir because I was clever and I knew it. I have earned those names. Bought and paid for them.

Names are important,” he says and then proceeds to list like 17 of them.

Kvothe nodded to the scribe. “I know your reputation as a great collector of stories and recorder of events.” Kvothe’s eyes became hard as flint, sharp as broken glass.

“That said, do not presume to change a word of what I say. If I seem to wander, if I seem to stray, remember that true stories seldom take the straightest way.”


Writing is so ✨aesthetic✨

My granda always told me that fall’s the time to root up something you don’t want coming back to trouble you.”
“Things are too full of life in the spring months. In the summer, they’re too strong and won’t let go. Autumn …” He looked around at the changing leaves on the trees. “Autumn’s the time. In autumn, everything is tired and ready to die.


Okay fine, book, I’m hooked!

My fantasy era begins now✨ I hope it's cozy like a warm blanket

This woman has the survival skills of a moth, just flapping straight into danger like, “oh, you might be a murderer? Cool, move in!” 🦋🔥

I’ve reached the point where I don’t trust a single character, not even the houseplants. 🌿 Every time I think I’ve figured it out, Freida twists the knife and makes me doubt everything.

At this point, even I feel manipulated by Freida.
And honestly? I kind of love it🙂

The protagonist is deliberately acting naive for some reason and I don't know why. Because there's no way she could be this stupid.

Moving on to another...

“I’m a good guy,” he says 😭😭

while radiating enough red flags to start a parade. 🚩🚩🚩