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fuck, this is such beautiful language

this is shit.

i originally hoped that this book wouldnt contribute to the issue of white washed wiccanism which is just made up of stolen traditions from indigenous populations but i think i was expecting too much from a cheesy rom com

gandalf bacically writing ‘gandalf waz here’ on everything he comes across is peak

queer this, queer that - i know theyre gay tolkien, u dont have to tell me twice xxx

so far, so fruity

im picking up oedipus rex vibes n i hate that

stephanie garber adds a special kind of something to all her male characters that just makes me an automatic simp and I'm not complaining

i was so distracted by julian saying ‘good girl’ that i almost missed the plot twist skfjsjdj

obsessed w how useless and omniscient every character is sjdlsjd

damn that muscle in cal’s cheek working OVERTIME

ginny doesn't need therapy, just fill her with hot chocolate and she'll be right - albus dumbledore, so called greatest wizard of our time

thank u hatsune miku!

the word ‘cock’ should not have made an appearance this early

FUCKING ADA!!!!!!!!!1

listening to bowie to get thru this xxxx

L E S B I A N S

her tit fell off :(

these bitches gay.,.,. good for them

the only thing i can think abt when i read anything from this series is that any of these books could be used as an incel’s manifesto and that makes me gag

not only has the ‘quirky, not like other girls’ main character dogged the pride and prejudice novel SHE HAS NOW DOGGED THE KEIRA KNIGHTLEY 2005 ADAPTATION DIRECTED BY JOE WRIGHT ?????????? im genuinely gonna throw up and then throw this book across the room what IS this

i have now read ‘its funny because its true’ THREE times and i have laughed a grand total of ZERO times

i never dnf books but this one is begging for it

im scared and horny!!!!!!!!