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…an orphan found in a gutter taken in and trained by the most ruthless crime lord in the city to be his most lethal assassin for 10 years trying to pay off her debt and she’s hiding her magical heritage… 🎶I think I’ve seen this film beforeeee🎶
I do like it though obviously lmao

alright let’s go 2 for 2 on good fantasy’s

I KNOWWWWW YOURE FUCKING LYINGG
shoutout to Robyn who got to witness my crash out in real time at work

I LOVE A GOOD PLOT TWIST HOLY HELL

this shit is gonna hurt isn’t it

I know I’m suppose to like Greyson but Jameson is ready to go to war to save her and I just…can she have both?? Pls

highly anticipated read for 2026

I’ve been so excited for this to come out!!!

oh I’m OBSESSED

GRUMPY IRISH RUGBY PLAYER

I grabbed it for the sprayed edges let’s be honest

this is so damn cute and hilarious pls I love Osric

I swear I’ll get back to Dungeon Crawler Carl eventually

I promise I’ll get back to dungeon crawler Carl eventually

taking a break from dungeon crawler Carl to read this for the roadtrip down to Miami for the World Cup babyyyy

okay the cat can talk now, I’m LOCKED IN.

I am overwhelmed by the huge info dump that is happening. I shall persevere

okay. it’s time. I’ve been scared to start this because one of two things is going to happen. 1. I love it and I get so sad that I’ve put it off for so long. 2. I hate it and then I feel left out from the cool kids who raved about it and obviously I’m broken lmao

Girl I get that you escaped a bad marriage but why are we being downright rude to people for no reason…chill out

obviously I’m gonna read it it’s about maple syrup

…oh…oh no. this is going to be a spite read

walked by a girl at work and heard her say “it’s night at the museum and he’s the statue come to life” and I whipped around so fast so here we are

“Let me love you, like I should have from the start” 😭😭😭 something about the “it’s always been you” trope KILLS ME

on a roll with the hot cowboys let’s go

oh he’s down BADDDD

MORE COWBOYS

going back to my Elsie Silver roots with an age gap don’t let me down

oh this is cringy I love it

alright time for another sequel I’ve been putting off because I probably don’t remember anything