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ok so far i think im not totally happy with a lot of this book. it makes me sad that the satire had to be spoon fed to the readers (to the point its not that interesting to me anymore) yet people are still not understanding it..? like why did i see people saying the author is promoting these beliefs… 🤯 anyways i just read 1 more page and i think it might be going in a certain direction i like so let’s see!!

kinda forget what i read bc i fell asleep on emily oops

reading bc noodle in the title

hmmmm this is not as good as i remember it being like 10 years ago but i wanted to be alaska sooooo bad with all her books

wait im gonna read them in order sorry shane and ilya you need to wait

why did goodreads choose that cover 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

dnf i think

back in my zombie era

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im sad i didnt read this in september

i think im dnfing everyone’s pissing me off and i zoned out for 20 minutes

i watched the tv show and didn’t even know it was a book so im excited

what am i subjecting myself to

pls don’t give me a life like this when i’m older

why did they not continue the movies … this book is so much darker. max records im gonna need you to leave portland and go back to the cameras and film this. idc if ur 10 years older do it anyways

book is so fire so far. im scared that cyra will use her mostly likes women but slightly likes men to get with lamprey. but also why is he kinda hot .. anyways at first i was betting on cyra killing mira tbh but now that they through in the secretly with best friends boyfriend trope i bet its izzie

i might have to dnf im getting second hand embarrassment

i don’t remember when i started this but its slower than the first one so im trying to push through 🙏🙏🙏🙏

i don’t remember when i started this but i might dnf. i heard it was like the last of us and its not!! and if a creepy smart zombie child was chomping her jaws at me id drop that thing so fast …

bro rlly tried to say being addicted to buying expensive shoes is worse than him grooming his 16 year student

tbh kind of boring so far bc it’s just reiterating basic cosmology and theories