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Eh, normally side characters getting invested would bug me but this is kind of tolerable & maybeee just a little cute. For now. But if it gets worse I’m gonna hate it lmao

HMMM 🤔🤔🤔

ATP I wouldn’t be surprised if Lizzie did it

Lizzie you dumb bitch what if he did kill your sister

Oh shit the husband’s a MONSTER

May this type of “sisterly love” never find me jfc Lizzie’s a whackadoo.

Omg Lizzie is a total dipshit. Hey Armchair Detective: when the police find you leaking confidential info on FB with a fake profile you’re gonna be a suspect!

I was not expecting that!

This whole book is the fantasy novel version of “I’m Just A Kid” by Simple Plan.

If “we have The Hating Game At Home,” was a book (I’m enjoying it!)

Mehhhhhhh.

He’s so cringey. Like he knows this old lady who knows more about technology than him can just Google the Latin he insists on speaking? He’s like the weeb kid who keeps muttering Japanese he learned from watching anime, trying to insult someone and only amusing himself, while everyone else takes pity on him.

Ma’am this is a Wendy’s.

Sidenote: I wouldn’t candidly and happily admit any of this to ANYONE. You couldn’t water board this cringe out of me. Also: Tyler’s reason for becoming a man of the cloth is shaky at best.

“Who did this to you?”