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Emily, Poppy, Alex…I love all of you, don’t get me wrong

But the amount of “this meeting could’ve been an email” vibes that the upcoming lack of communication is going to give me is c r i m i n a l

“For Alice was not talentless, so the same thing couldn’t possibly happen to her.”

And if I’m gross-crying, what then? If I’m throwing up, what then?

I do NOT remember parts of this book lmao

I don’t want another book in the Twilight universe unless it’s literally just Charlie and Carlisle hanging out

I will so rarely speak ill of what I would otherwise consider an untouchable cinematic experience, but the movie really does zap out almost all of Bella’s scheming when it comes to evading James.

She’s out here like “Edward *snap snap* keep up” and it’s Killing me…dare I say Mother

Edward…you’re being a Slut

“…some strange instinct...” it’s called you’re a FREAK

Stop Eating Her Tears

Nobody talk about guts or I’m gonna yak

“The only girl in the world…”

I know what you are Edward…a Rihanna stan

The things I’m willing to do for Glen Powell…goofy

DON’T look at me

W H E R E
Y O U
B E E N
L O C A

BUST A NUT

Ah shit, we’re gonna have to put on a talent show to save the farm

I love the duality of man, I feel both irritated by and bad for Avery

Man’s dragging this out atp…if I were January I would’ve shot him

This man…brought a condom…on their hiking trip…to the cult graveyard

Simply cannot decide if I should read this or listen to it, and so I’m bouncing back and forth, either way its not going great…

I Like Henry!! what about this is not clicking :/

If I had a nickel for every time two people who weren’t dating went line dancing so one could teach the other about romance I would have two nickels…

I NEED Sophie to shoot someone

Shit is already so crazy…

Shoutout Wisconsin!

Quack Efron

Next audiobook! About time I got to this one lol

IRISH

Ah yes…I read 179 pages just today…despite being at work…bc this book just came out today…and I haven’t had access to it until now….obviously I promise

Her name is “Elsy” and I do read it as “Etsy” every time

Dawn is so right…Tatum stfu

Uh oh…mommy has a favorite and it’s showing lmao

It’s been FIVE MINUTES