Jacob > Recent Status Updates

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

hilarious that in the preface he tries to hard to suck up to and flatter lorenzo de medici knowing that de medici never even read the book lmao

i really love the way highsmith writes anxiety and paranoia

im really liking the difference of internal monologues between guy and bruno. guy is just such a normal person that it gives you whiplash in the best way when it switches over to bruno whos just such a massive freak

i must be colonel brandonmaxxing because marianne dashwood you are everything to me ❤

fuck jkr she cant take something i love away from me

anyway this is so nostalgic and whimsical

took a break now im back!

"he would contact mrs jones and tell her about her precious bomb. if she asked nicely, he could even defuse it for her." i love sassy alex so much lol

MADELEINE JUST GOT TURNED AND IM REALLY SCARED. I KNOW WHATS COMING NEXT WILL DESTROY ME

finally my horrible gremlin boyfriend armand has been introduced ❤

get fucked lestat

CLAUDIAS HERE LETS GOOOOOOO (she is going to destroy me just like she always does)

louis is so dramatic for no reason 😭

the show has given me brainworms now i have to consume every piece of tvc content there is

im back baby

perpetua is an annoying posh twat but she is also a girls girl and called daniel out so i fear i have no choice but to stan

a thousand deaths upon daniel cleaver

they could never make me like you daniel cleaver

MARKS HERE LETS GOOOOOO

almost 100 pages in and darcy hasnt turned back up....... COME HOME BABY THE KIDS MISS YOU