Jacob’s Reviews > Bridget Jones’s Diary > Status Update

perpetua is an annoying posh twat but she is also a girls girl and called daniel out so i fear i have no choice but to stan

a thousand deaths upon daniel cleaver

they could never make me like you daniel cleaver

MARKS HERE LETS GOOOOOO

almost 100 pages in and darcy hasnt turned back up....... COME HOME BABY THE KIDS MISS YOU

im going to have to start using "emotional fuckwit" in everyday conversation