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Listening to the audio this time round!

If an abusive relationship comes up in a book I'm reading I will swiftly abandon the read if I have no other reason to keep reading it. Kyle is really fucking pushing it here 🤬

Out of listening hours

Aaron Deepneau is THE BABY HE'S GOTTA BE

Love when sad conservatives say "go woke go broke" about Stephen King when he's literally always been woke 🥹

The bridgemen stuff always makes me weep 😢

Pausing as I'm out of listening hours on Spotify

Just when I'm thinking Robert Jordan must have been raised with 12 feral sister figures and had no positive female influences in his life, his female characters actually start being nice to other women instead of just the tantruming petty snippy catty bitches they've been for the series thus far.

The way he writes women is truly fucking remarkable. Honestly I just want this to be over 🤣

It's been on my radar to start this for aaaages, been missing Jodi Taylor's writing in my life

Ya got me Googling whether having a document in my Google account as my last will and testament will suffice if I die suddenly and haven't had a will done with a solicitor 🤣 and then messaging my partner at 5am to declare I would like to be cremated

ALSO the way Elayne and Egwene are talking about the other woman that approached Rand to hook up, calling her a hussy etc because she's not sitting around scheming in the woman's chamber, she's actually doing something about her desire

But then also the way Jordan wrote that particular scene, Rand rejected her so she literally got on the floor and begged him just to touch her. Gimme a goddam break with this shit

The way Elayne is "in love with Rand even though I've barely spent half an hour with him over the years but I know I love him and will always love him"

The way Egwene and Elayne are handling Egwene's no longer wanting to marry him anymore, treating him like a lovesick puppy then placing Elayne there to pick up the pieces

I'm tolerating this to get to Brando's books because this part at least is trash to me

This is getting ridiculous "gripping her braid hard, she picked up speed and force as she went along, like a waterwheel with the gears disengaged"

What DOES THIS EVEN FUCKING MEAN ROBERT JORDAN? At this point if Nynaeve gets a haircut the whole plot is going to fall apart, stop it

Reading with Elizabeth

"You cannot be a Hunter. You're a girl" 😃😭🤣 shut the actual fuck up Perrin you stupid clown ass mf

If I stick with this series that's basically going to be it for the rest of the year (aside from audiobooks and non fiction side reads) pretty big job!

I hope Ranami is just using Phalue to better things for the poor masses cos how can a gutter orphan ever possibly love someone like that? I can't with this bitch "that is why I take coins with me so I can give them to the gutter orphans, and I hope to adopt one or two one day" if my partner came out with some shit like that I'd be like ewwwwww you nasty.

That kid is about to get stalked on her dam iPad 🙄

Eeeeeeeeeeeee

If this wasn't recommended to me specifically by my partner I'd DNF... The sex scenes and flirting between characters is 🤮 "is there room in the for mommy?" I'm gonna hurl. It better have some dam good redeeming qualities lmao

I'm crying from laughing so hard

"even the Wi-Fi that infiltrates our homes is destroying these helpful bacteria"

Hoooo boy

Looks the author up, she's not even a medical doctor as implied 🙄

"protection for young girls often looks like punishment for men"

"China's occupation of New Zealand's South Island" tf

I just can't get over the safehand thing 🤣

The Stolen were swapped out when the kids were two years old (from what I can tell) and as soon as their blue blood was noticed they were slaughtered but who the fuck doesn't immediately recognise their whole ass two year old human has been swapped for an entirely different one???? Here's me thinking they were fresh out of the womb being swapped and it would be understandable I guess but a two year old? Unbelievable

I love this book, will probably read it every now and then till the end of my days. It feels like a hug

This is such a pleasant and comforting read

Non breakable "marriage" contracts... 🤮

This is absolutely delightful