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"that looked suspiciously like red wine. (Huh? Wine at school? What?)"
Look, how stupid can you possibly be? This is a school for vampires

oh man this book did not age well

Do these chapters get longer? They're kinda short

Halfway done but I'd like to be fully done

"The Minister of the Treasury's daughter?"
Ethan snorted. "I should have known that's how you would think of her. In terms of her proximity to power."
that's a perfectly normal way to remember people

how stupid is Samantha

.. what
she kisses jeff willingly and then pushes him away.
And then he's confused and says "I'm sorry I misread the situation"
and she's like "no one tells him no anymore bc he's royalty"
what? He didn't react like a brat or anything, he was confused and apologized

This is insanely boring

"We ran away from [our bodyguards]," Samantha repeated, unable to suppress her smile. "Literally. Jeff and I turned and sprinted into oncoming traffic, weaving between the cars"
wtf
no wonder the palace doesn't want any coverage on Samantha

gotta be honest, this is kinda obnoxious

Gotta be honest, this book is kind of passively boring

"Tell him if there are any people in this rectangle or this line from the corner they have to evacuate immediately. Theresa will destroy this area in a week and she doesn't care who's in the way."

Uhhhh - our kind and gentle overlord?

"The temperature was, .... actually, there was no temperature because there was no matter to hold heat."
But- Air is made up of gas. Ergo, it has matter

I am genuinely baffled every time Norman says something about Europe. What does he mean? Did he do any research? Did he even ever watch a movie set in that country? I'm not even offended, I'm just weirded out.

"Kate was so nervous before the wedding she couldn't eat. She went from size ten to size four. After exchanging vows they sat on the side for the sermon. The cameras showed her breathing rapidly. Nothing could have prepared her for a wedding in front of two billion people. It's a miracle she didn't faint." why are you telling us this, Norman

"Europe and the United States can survive for two years by marshaling their resources" and fuck the other continents amiright

He spent 20 years writing this. The horse commercial he so artfully namedrops is from 2018 maybe. Which means, both word grammar corrector and grammerly existed during the last update of the book. How are there still so many commas missing?

Why am I still reading this? The answer is: I hate leaving books unfinished. But I'm tempted

"Ah, mein Vater!" Sie stirbt

Ah, der Auftritt über den ich ne Klausur geschrieben hab

Orsina = die einzige Philosophin der ich zuhöre

Sie ist im Lustschloss des Prinzen - was für ein Zufall!!1!!

Wie romantisch der Prinz doch ist *swoon

I keep forgetting how goddamn funny this is, honour killing aside

This is more competently written that ACOTAR imo, but it is also somehow more boring?