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"Tell him if there are any people in this rectangle or this line from the corner they have to evacuate immediately. Theresa will destroy this area in a week and she doesn't care who's in the way."

Uhhhh - our kind and gentle overlord?

"The temperature was, .... actually, there was no temperature because there was no matter to hold heat."
But- Air is made up of gas. Ergo, it has matter

I am genuinely baffled every time Norman says something about Europe. What does he mean? Did he do any research? Did he even ever watch a movie set in that country? I'm not even offended, I'm just weirded out.

"Kate was so nervous before the wedding she couldn't eat. She went from size ten to size four. After exchanging vows they sat on the side for the sermon. The cameras showed her breathing rapidly. Nothing could have prepared her for a wedding in front of two billion people. It's a miracle she didn't faint." why are you telling us this, Norman

"Europe and the United States can survive for two years by marshaling their resources" and fuck the other continents amiright