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I’m sick to my stomach. Knowing what has happened, the buildup to it, it’s almost too much. I keep reading and realizing my % read is barely moving. It’s so slow, it’s working me up and making me uncomfortable (which it should).

1. The brother is a selfish dick
2. Lieutenant Bert? BERT? I know you’re lying to me

???? ew

This series cracks me up I love it

what the fawk?? ! EW omg

People are dying and this is how y’all act?? !

LMAO

😦

Is this porn for weirdos?? Jesus CHRIST.

Wtf did I get myself into

Stop it!! My heart hurts for Chaol :’(

Hold on… does Chaol like Celaena? I really hope not. As much as I love a good love triangle, I’m already strictly team Dorian. Though Chaol’s protectiveness of Celaena from Dorian (due to knowing how the prince acts) is very sweet. But that’s just it, it feels sweet in a brotherly sort of way, not a romantic way.

“You look rather pretty today,” was all he said before the doors opened and they walked forward.

Very sweet, I like Chaol. I hope he isn’t a love interest though, I’d rather them be good friends. I’m only 65 pages in and already team Celaena x Dorian

Excuse me, but there are other people in the house. Y’all need to calm down, for the sake of everyone else