allison > Recent Status Updates

Buying flowers for his betrothed but he’s thinking about another woman and ends up getting flowers for her… this DOG

the milf is getting with the communist… this is my super bowl

Hannah keeps describing her as super ugly but all the descriptions are “tall” “blonde” “thin” …so a supermodel? I’m confused. Whennn is she gonna meet a guy who is WELL FIT? too many years were wasted on that loser husband of hers

“She put the camera away and invented a story for herself: You’re a healthy, well-adjusted 25 year old who enjoys socializing and interacting with others.”

“If he was your soulmate don’t you think he’d know that?”

“He knows. I mean, deep down. He’s just scared. He had a terrible childhood. He was sodomized—“

If you don’t like when men drink, why do you keep marrying alcoholics 😭😭😭

“Do I tell you how to run a dinner party? Do I tell you what necklaces to buy?” Oh kys

why would you get married without discussing kids… i really can’t stand this woman

bum husband drafted 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

this feels very sanitized

Boston mention 👎

“She’d die the way she always expected: a friendless, fuckless wonder. Feelings are just like stories, she reminded herself. They have a beginning and an end.” Can’t say I’m too experienced in the subject but her writing makes me feel like I’m on drugs

deadbeat father in chief… his character arc better be crazy

“The reason you’re so comfortable in other people’s homes is because you don’t have one.”

Ofc it’s in Massachusetts

been putting this off because the premise sounded boring. prove me wrong!