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"he's learning. slower than a concussed tortoise, but learning nonetheless."

i promptly died at that

*distant screaming and giggling can be heard*

golfing with eyeballs 💯💯💯

why this book isn't internet famous is wildly beyond me. this is the most fun i've had in a while

twelve pages in and this book is everything. i just know this is gonna be a blast

audiobook version, here i come

i needed a break from KoA. too much war is getting me down

i want to throttle Dorian. can you give shaking baby syndrome to a fully grown man?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT? DORIAN YOU IDIOT

my face hurts from crying

🎶i am in miseryyyy🎶

pray for me

i will never know peace. 😭😭😭

i just spent the last two hours of my life sobbing. i am not okay. everything hurts

oh i hate Elena

HOLY SHIT WE ARE SO FUCKING BONED

i'm so stressed

i'm so glad to be reading this one again (surprisingly)

i've never been so stressed over a book in my life bro

stupid fae males and their honor and their loyalty. always to the wrong person at first 🤦‍♀️

mom i'm scared, can you come pick me up

i'm stressed