Sarah’s Reviews > The Dark Lord's Guide to Dating (and Other War Crimes) > Status Update

"he's learning. slower than a concussed tortoise, but learning nonetheless."

i promptly died at that

*distant screaming and giggling can be heard*

golfing with eyeballs 💯💯💯

why this book isn't internet famous is wildly beyond me. this is the most fun i've had in a while