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Carmen is 30% done with The Rocky Horror Picture Show: The Comic Book

ELBOW SEX! ELBOW SEX! This book is, so far, deeply disturbing and enjoyable.

— Oct 29, 2021 08:44PM Add a comment

The Rocky Horror Picture Show: The Comic Book

Carmen is on page 198 of 304 of Paper & Blood (Ink & Sigil, #2)

Oberon telling a story and mentioning that he wants a candle that smells like a poodle ass.

— Aug 13, 2021 04:18PM Add a comment

Carmen is on page 76 of 128 of Alamo All-Stars (Nathan Hale’s Hazardous Tales, #6)

Look, fandango at the executioner sleepover? There *better* be a story about that.

— May 22, 2021 05:13PM Add a comment

Carmen is on page 16 of 128 of Alamo All-Stars (Nathan Hale’s Hazardous Tales, #6)

EXECUTIONER SLUMBER PARTY
to hear about Jean Lafitte. I am so there for it

— May 22, 2021 06:44AM Add a comment

Carmen is on page 136 of 384 of Romancing Mr Bridgerton (Bridgertons, #4)

— Feb 28, 2021 01:50PM Add a comment

Carmen is on page 136 of 384 of Romancing Mr Bridgerton (Bridgertons, #4)

Ok, definitely get into PG-13 here...

— Feb 28, 2021 01:49PM Add a comment

Carmen is on page 228 of 294 of Space Opera (Space Opera, #1)

"Whether having invented champagne AND pizza AND break dancing made up for also invented social media"

— Aug 01, 2020 03:16PM Add a comment

Carmen is on page 88 of 336 of Get Well Soon: History's Worst Plagues and the Heroes Who Fought Them

So far, I'm pretty certain I don't have to be afraid of smallpox. I think. I hope.

— Jul 17, 2020 09:01AM Add a comment

Get Well Soon: History's Worst Plagues and the Heroes Who Fought Them

Carmen is on page 342 of 480 of The Men Who Lost America: British Leadership, the American Revolution, and the Fate of the Empire

"Gambier was portrayed as a sixty-four-year fop and coxcomb who attempted to look and dress as if he were thirty. He was actually in his mid-fifties"
This is the author talking! Not a contemporary of Gambier! I'm not sure why the author decided to write that; "fop" and "coxcomb" are not words generally used. I would like more explanation of why the author chose those words. There is no citation to suggest otherwis

— Feb 14, 2020 06:00AM Add a comment

The Men Who Lost America: British Leadership, the American Revolution, and the Fate of the Empire

Carmen is on page 93 of 384 of The Princess Beard (The Tales of Pell, #3)

Period pund. Sailing the Myn seas. Tompoons, a weapon surely invented by a man.
Best part yet

— Oct 21, 2019 08:11AM Add a comment

The Princess Beard (The Tales of Pell, #3)

Carmen is on page 164 of 368 of That Ain’t Witchcraft (InCryptid, #8)

I figured out who Bethany is! And why she hates aunts!

— Mar 10, 2019 06:12AM Add a comment

Carmen is on page 277 of 384 of Kill the Farm Boy (The Tales of Pell, #1)

Gustave is awesome. Lord Toby has makes me want bread and crackers. And cheese. I really want cheese now

— Aug 07, 2018 10:00AM Add a comment

Kill the Farm Boy (The Tales of Pell, #1)

Carmen is on page 155 of 393 of Hawk: I Did It My Way

Hemorrhoids. Preparation H apparently doesn't work for Hawk

— Jul 29, 2018 05:15PM Add a comment

Carmen is on page 96 of 268 of Scourged (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #10)

I love Owen. And now I have an idea for Starbuck.

— Apr 07, 2018 06:22PM Add a comment

Scourged (The Iron Druid Chronicles, #10)

Carmen is reading Codex Born (Magic Ex Libris, #2)

I just finished the introduction, and I'm hooked. Do sparkly vampires metabolize marijuana? isaac's tshirt originally said "ook" I need a tshirt that says Ook! Perfect shirt for a Librarian!

— Jan 20, 2018 03:19PM Add a comment

Carmen is on page 128 of 308 of Libriomancer (Magic Ex Libris, #1)

Don't tell me you've never seen Firefly?
And a Dr. Who reference. I'm still waiting for a TARDIS. And now an Oz reference.

— Jan 13, 2018 12:12PM Add a comment

Carmen is on page 30 of 288 of Hair Raising (Dan Shamble, Zombie P.I., #3)

dead vampire "his heart's gone, like everything else. I guess they wanted to be sure they got the right organs"
"The technical term is that he was disorganized"

— Jun 03, 2017 08:25PM Add a comment

Hair Raising (Dan Shamble, Zombie P.I., #3)

Carmen is on page 227 of 350 of Cold Reign (Jane Yellowrock, #11)

"I refuse to heal this child again. Not so long as he continues to drink poison."
"Poison?"
"The foul energy drink. That beverage comes directly from hell." He retched his way to the kitchen and propped his elbows on the counter, hanging his head over the sink.
"Vamps can puke?"

— May 30, 2017 09:58AM Add a comment