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Everyone Sucks: The Musical

this FMC is taking the clumsy FMC trope to a new level and I'm wondering if we need to discuss the possibility of a vestibular disorder??

okay sorry but I need to get this off my chest: the knife handle fucking is getting real popular lately and I respect a shiny new thing as much as the next guy but the logistics just aren't there for me. stop destroying fictional mattresses for this I'm begging

"he's one of the good ones, murder aside" 🫩 straight women blink twice

this needed a dev edit but that's okay

I can't figure out if we need more or less church as a society. like where exactly did we go wrong, you know? *continues reading on purpose*

oh THIS is a professional driver on a closed course and I'm in the passenger seat screaming with joy

spoiler:
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not kidding
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don't blame me if you were going to read this
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but
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okay so there is either a human child who barks and growls like a dog or a dog who speaks English (literally? Metaphorically?)

This man is so insane 😭

HOOOO BOY

love when a book starts with a genuinely awful playlist like there's something kind of sweet and earnest about "here's a bunch of boring songs, now read about racecar drivers"

pretty much the gayest third act conflict I could've imagined

we're so spoiled with a Beverly Jenkins backlist of 30+ years 🥹

as something of a self-proclaimed boobie connoisseur, myself, I've got a little bit of scientific evaluation to do here

beetle-watching as euphemism and also romance 📝📝📝

this is fully on me but i didn't know this was a Christmas book with fantasy lore like i thought we were all just gonna lesbian together

THERE'S ONLY ONE HORSE 🐎

oh he's pathetic 😮‍💨 my favorite

this family is way too comfortable with each other. how is your reaction to your brother fucking your 19 year old stepsister while she's dressed as a Christmas elf and lactating "oh glad you guys are getting along, how's that tiddy milk?" that's your question? nothing else about the situation struck you?

"clean" to signify that you don't have an STI is a little 🥴 also probably should've discussed this before, like when you were licking each other's junk at 40% but it's fine, everyone knows you can only contract an STI during PIV

I don't like that his name is Brant but it's very SLC so I'll allow it

i was rewarded for my patience

Wading through mystery in hopes of mer-dick

the proofreading gets worser and worser as the series goes on. did the track changes not accept or what