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i’m finishing this fucking book this week so help me gawd

shakespeare’s dad is a total douche

mc is kinda pissing me off. hope she stops doing that soon <3

it is not looking good guys

this book is 150% hornier than i thought it would be

i’m either brain-dead or this is hella confusing

i stg if this man ruins this woman’s perfect friendships 🔪

nah … with peace and love, DNF.

i fucking hate books about ghosts and we’ve already spent so much time talking about ghosts. not looking good fam.

two books about space in a row .. doing literally anything to prevent a thought from occurring

actually already unbelievably stressed

here we goooooo

this girl’s dad talks exclusively in riddles and it’s pmo

there is a vaguely incesty vibe so far … will keep u posted

we are back home and home is somehow worse than nam

all i know is pain

at war, don’t text

i am unfortunately joe’s #1 hater at this time

This book is BRUTAL I can’t believe this actually happened

this book is so slow but somehow I am loving it

new personality who dis

Mom, can you come pick me up? There’s drugs at this party.

Is our MC about to spend the next 284 pages crashing out over this man who would rather spoon his eyeballs out than commit to her? Did *I* write this book?

My boss asked me to read this. This is not a cry for help.

I’ve just read the Safari Chapter and I’m crying on the E train

[Redacted] is literally the worst

this book is so offensive. i love it.

I’m crine