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another book about an exceptional woman who loves a loser

alright i’m bored

giving riley sager one more chance after that awful book about the lake

can i be a hater for a second? thank you.
why am i 22% into this book which one would assume would take place in paris and i am not yet in paris? if I have to read one more sentence about this woman’s job i am getting on a plane and chucking my kindle into the seine.

“Virginia Woolf would have loved Grindr.”
hang it in the louvre.

suuuuuuch an interesting concept. loving

might dnf .. like i am afraid i just don’t gaf

genuinely this may as well be in another language .. reading comprehension at an all time low

absolutely loving this question mark

slay diva queen u betta werk

is this a safe space for me to say the premise of this is so stupid

this is just very upsetting

looooving this so far

addicted to reading books about misunderstood 16th-18th century midwives.

sam when i see you 🥊

i’m finishing this fucking book this week so help me gawd

shakespeare’s dad is a total douche

mc is kinda pissing me off. hope she stops doing that soon <3

it is not looking good guys

this book is 150% hornier than i thought it would be

i’m either brain-dead or this is hella confusing

i stg if this man ruins this woman’s perfect friendships 🔪

two books about space in a row .. doing literally anything to prevent a thought from occurring

actually already unbelievably stressed

here we goooooo

this girl’s dad talks exclusively in riddles and it’s pmo

there is a vaguely incesty vibe so far … will keep u posted

we are back home and home is somehow worse than nam

all i know is pain