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Ok this one is definitely the best so far. Also now I really want to read the Divine Comedy-

So far this is the best in the saga. What's going on lmao. Rincewind, get out of there 😭

"Lovecraft 😔❤️❤️❤️❤️" ―Me every four words here

...Second time this year I've read about "The Castle of Otranto" in a Lovecraft biography lmao. At this point they are just shouting at me that I should read it 😭

Lovecraft you'll forever be my favorite horror author <3

1800 pages in my file...

...S. T. Joshi is spoiling me 😔🤚

'—and then we're manhandled by guards and thrown in here—'
'Pushed gently,' corrected Garhartra.
'—which turned out to be this amazingly rich room and there's all this food and a man saying he's devoting his life to making us happy,' Twoflower concluded. 'What I'm getting at is this sort of lack of consistency.'

...Exactly.

no way, Lovecraftian eldritch horror cameo?

...ok I can see where some of the negative reviews come from; clearly the City Watch series is the better introduction to Ankh-Morpork (...well, I also miss Vimes).
I love Rincewind already, though. I'm waiting for him to interact with the librarian lol

“Look,” said Vimes, “if I have to turn and run, just hang on, okay? Running is another skill a policeman sometimes needs.”
He turned to the crowd of impassive goblins and said, “I am Commander Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch! How can I help you?”
“Just ice!” The cry caused things to drop from the ceiling.

Help, they are so cute 😭😭😭😭 Justice, Vimes, JUSTICE!!

Are you two done fighting? Yes? Thank you, I need my goblins 💔

GOBLINS???
That's it, if the story has goblins, it's an automatic 10/10 from me.

WHERE. IS. HIS. COW.

...The subplot of the painting theft is probably going to be the most important thing to solve the case in the book, and here's Vimes just ignoring it

Not the girl she just met trying to steal her boyfriend?? What did Angua do to you???? 😭

The whole situation is giving Disco Elysium I love it

I keep forgetting to update my goodreads lmao 😭

The multiple POVs are more intense in this one, love it a lot jdnsnf

"But to wear out your brain trying to make things into one without realizing that they are all the same—this is called “three in the morning.”

Why this book so real

"I wonder if she's thinking of me?" he said to himself softly.
She was thinking of him. She had just opened her desk to write to Mrs. Oldershaw; and her pen had that moment traced the opening line: "Make your mind easy. I have got him!"

Go, girl!! 😈

"I was thinking of my friend; but never mind my thoughts. Tell me who 'A' is—tell me whom you were thinking of?"
"Of the first letter of the alphabet, Mr. Armadale, and I beg positively to inform you of nothing more!"
With that annihilating answer the major's daughter put up her parasol and walked back by herself to the boat.
Allan stood petrified with amazement. (...)
"What on earth have I done?"

M E N ☺️

"If Allan has met with the young lady," he said to himself, "Allan doesn't want me."

NOOOO DON'T SAY THAT 🥺

"OLIVIA: Take the fool away."
"CLOWN: Do you not hear, fellows? Take away the lady."

😭