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“Look,” said Vimes, “if I have to turn and run, just hang on, okay? Running is another skill a policeman sometimes needs.”
He turned to the crowd of impassive goblins and said, “I am Commander Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch! How can I help you?”
“Just ice!” The cry caused things to drop from the ceiling.

Help, they are so cute 😭😭😭😭 Justice, Vimes, JUSTICE!!

Are you two done fighting? Yes? Thank you, I need my goblins 💔

GOBLINS???
That's it, if the story has goblins, it's an automatic 10/10 from me.

WHERE. IS. HIS. COW.

...The subplot of the painting theft is probably going to be the most important thing to solve the case in the book, and here's Vimes just ignoring it

Not the girl she just met trying to steal her boyfriend?? What did Angua do to you???? 😭

The whole situation is giving Disco Elysium I love it

I keep forgetting to update my goodreads lmao 😭

The multiple POVs are more intense in this one, love it a lot jdnsnf

"But to wear out your brain trying to make things into one without realizing that they are all the same—this is called “three in the morning.”

Why this book so real

"I wonder if she's thinking of me?" he said to himself softly.
She was thinking of him. She had just opened her desk to write to Mrs. Oldershaw; and her pen had that moment traced the opening line: "Make your mind easy. I have got him!"

Go, girl!! 😈

"I was thinking of my friend; but never mind my thoughts. Tell me who 'A' is—tell me whom you were thinking of?"
"Of the first letter of the alphabet, Mr. Armadale, and I beg positively to inform you of nothing more!"
With that annihilating answer the major's daughter put up her parasol and walked back by herself to the boat.
Allan stood petrified with amazement. (...)
"What on earth have I done?"

M E N ☺️

"If Allan has met with the young lady," he said to himself, "Allan doesn't want me."

NOOOO DON'T SAY THAT 🥺

"OLIVIA: Take the fool away."
"CLOWN: Do you not hear, fellows? Take away the lady."

😭

I love Maggie so much 😭❤️

"Maggie started doing Party Math in her head — If she hid for thirty minutes, then waved at three more people on her way to the elevator, maybe no one would notice if she spent the rest of the party hiding in an empty room, reading her Purse Book and eating her Napkin Cheese."

GIRL 😭😭

💀

"I won't excuse you. What right have I given you to think me 'wanting in gentleness and consideration' toward anybody?"

Who hurt you?? 😭

"The doctor's eye questioned his lower limbs, and Death–in–Life answered, I am here. The doctor's eye, rising attentively by way of his hands and arms, questioned upward and upward to the muscles round his mouth, and Death–in–Life answered, I am coming."

Wilkie Collins writing this: ✍️🔥🔥🔥

The ending is so stupid, I love it

"Herlock SHOLMES is too late" nah ✋😭😭😭😭

Ganimard is so obsessed with Lupin like 🫢🫢 you know