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I cannot get through Preston's inner monologues without chuckling.
"My brain is glitching so hard it's practically smoking"

Bryce & Hunts banter is actually gonna send me into hysterics. This is funny as fuck.

Also Ruhn being high off his ass and struggling to function was iconic.

Lmfao, Preston is fucking hilarious

Preston constantly getting names wrong is actually hilarious

Hehehehehehehheheheh Ruhn wields shadows hehehehehehehheheheh sedate me plz

"the attraction seems 1000x stronger, it's hot and fierce and I can feel it pulsing deep in my sex."

There ain't no fucking way this is an actual line in this book. Brother, eugh.

Oh right, silly me.
I'm never having a favourite character again.

Ya so Ruhn Danaan has been on page for a second and I stg you're gonna need to sedate me.

Gonna be honest here - this is awful.

Well... There's a silver haired female who wears a leather jacket and carries a sword.
I'm already emotionally attached.

this was marketed as a slow burn enemies to lovers so why the fuck are they kissing at 48%

If Ashtyn has no haters, I'm dead.

I am actually laughing out loud

JFC. There's dark, and then there's this. And not even like spicy dark. Just the sheer trauma dark.

Good fucking Lord is this dark.

FUCK YA EVE REALLY IS THAT BITCH AND I AM SCREAMING THAT SHE IS TELLING ASHTYN OFF.

The Ashtyn hate club has another member, hallelujah.

Omg an Elsie silver reference?!
Love to see it.