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this dudes pissing me tf off if he calls her ms over dr one more time…..

“My name is a plea. It’s a good thing she said it, because I forgot who I am.”
oh i love him

grover mention!!!! finally

she signed up to be his fucking sex slave but all this is too much

MY DRAGON???? i have this dragon ref were doing rn

i can’t get over them both being named mary

this shit is so cringe

if she calls that lawyer……….

boy i thought you were over hazel and this dumb all love triangle was done

i’m so confused why is reyna with them and why is she suddenly a POV

“It’s just a name on a book”

oh and he’d be shot on site

“Annabeth could afford to be scared for him. Piper couldn't. She was completely focused on trying to save him.” wait stop

maybe when begging for you son to bring you back from the dead you mention your love for him, how much you miss him, how you’ll spend time together or really anything but your looks

pet homeless person is CRAZY

i HATE HATE HATE when she uses “he ejaculated” inside of like “he said”

how “a girl that’s going to be okay” of her

in my audio version st. john is called sinjin and i can’t stop picturing him was weston koury

mad she doesn’t want to be in an incestuous relationship with you????? does he being your cousin and not sister make THAT big of a difference

op galla

she describes everything so medically i hate it I HATE HER

your gf having friends being something you have to get over….. hmm

what do you mean “do you prefer fireworks at night?” WHO PREFERES FIREWORKS AT NIGHT

“You all know me. I don’t care about any of that. I’d be happy in a vintage dress and Converse. Beef carpaccio as an appetizer? I’d rather eat a slider. ”

oh shut the hell

his tattoo sounds ugly and tacky af i can’t lie

girl you’re crazy. after that monologue of his love for you???? i’d fold so quickly