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what the actual hell is going on

do you have to have at least one dead relative to live in this town???

i wouldn’t be nearly a nice if i had been in her state and i woke up to someone having a night terror like that, idc who it is

okay HIPPA violator

moaning while taking a shot… interesting

pls don’t mention my place of work in a book every again

girl dinner… mendez brothers documentary on netflix…

i feel like i could date when this book was written based on the buzz words and trends like ppl date globes with what countries are there

“its what the youth are calling… finance bros. *sudders*”

now what the hell are we doing

how are yall not hurting

i hope he gets hit by a car here! 😊

“Thank you for the extra-large this morning,” she says.
Title of your sex tape. I smirk inwardly.


okay freaking pervert boss over here

holy wattpad

oh girl you’re pissing me off now

ik this shit would happen bc who send nudes via email??????????

love emmy

as someone who use to take wednesdays off to go to a kareoke night, i get her

well no duh you’re not a big deal to her, she’s a horse….

does anyone in this book know how to read social cues??????

if she quits being a chef for a man…………..

play isolated gordon ramsay vocals in the background might get her into the chef headspace

she gets my attracting to men’s thighs

thank god he shut her shit down. need space this deep into the book????? oh i would’ve been pissed

“From that very first kiss,” I tell her, “I knew I wanted more from you”

ugh i love jackson

“Please make sure to collect your things before leaving hospital property… “The corner, where Jackson is slumped in a chair with his head tipped back…I believe that belongs to you”
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daaww

all this happening while she has those damn snow pants on is crazy