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“And West said, “Hey, don’t be a stranger, okay?”

Aww westty

(Theyre half siblings its jus cute)

“It’s not what we do that makes us who we are. It’s what we don’t do that defines us.”

“We took the train all the way back down—down the Upper East Side, weaving through midtown, from Times Square to Herald Square to Union Square, under SoHo and Chinatown, up across the bridge back into Brooklyn, past Barclays and Prospect Park, past Flatbush and Midwood and Sheepshead Bay, all the way to Coney Island.”

The places idk them but I KNOW THEM😭 Just one chance plss

“He falls to his knees and cradles the silver egg in his arms like a baby. I feel bad for him, but also I can’t help but think about all the money my parents wasted sending him to the university so he could major in goat slaughtering.”

LOLL

“I want to believe our love is special—that it’s bigger and more interesting than any love that anyone else has had before—but the heartbreaking truth is my love for you is so consistent and predictable and boring.”

I think thats it. To beat peace is boring and boring is safe and that is peace.

Boring is safe.

“A few minutes later, Dorothy emerges in a bathrobe. “What is it? What’s wrong?”
“First of all, hi. You look beautiful.”

This should be a movie idk haha

“As per the goats of it all—” I start to say, but I’m immediately thrown off by the weirdness of starting a sentence with the phrase “as per the goats of it all.” That was a poor choice. I thought I could pull it off. I couldn’t pull it off.”

Peter youre a weird guy

“I have to lie with the Grand Priest Kenny Sorgenfrei,” Dorothy says, “so he can confirm to the whole village I am a virgin.”
“But you’re not a virgin,” I say. “Neither of us is.”
“That’s not the point,” she says. “It’s tradition. If the Grand Priest Kenny Sorgenfrei doesn’t tell the whole village I’m a virgin my mother will be mortified.”

Hell is getting married 😂

“Hunky Heroes, rescuing distressed women, captive princesses, and girls without wheels since 1684. How can I help you?”

Hes so iuhhggg😭 huhu

“His eyes are doing that searching thing again, and now I understand why he told me before that he could see through me. He’s actually been paying attention.”

Omygah

“ maybe dying a few times messes with your hormones or something. I kind of like it.”

And i haven’t even died yet

“Later.” I pull back. Otherwise I won’t be able to stop myself from kissing his neck. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.”

WHATT HAHA

“When I open my eyes he’s just standing there, waiting, a little crease in his forehead: so adorable and normal, the kind of guy who deserves the kind of girl who wears cashmere sweaters and is really good at crossword puzzles, or plays the violin, or volunteers at soup kitchens. Someone nice and normal and honest.”

Im exhausted i dont wanna care anymore 😔💔 hay hayyyy

“I didn’t know . . . I thought if you were still cold you could take a shower.” He blushes at the word shower.”

Why am i gigglingggggg maybe i should. Read a romace ohmahgahhh

“There are white snowflakes caught in his lashes.”

Uggggghhhh huhu

“It amazes me how easy it is for things to change, how easy it is to start off down the same road you always take and wind up somewhere new. Just one false step, one pause, one detour, and you end up with new friends or a bad reputation or a boyfriend or a breakup.”

“For years that’s been the buzzword of the house: Sam just wants to be left alone. Want some dinner? I’ll bring it up to my room. Where you headed? Just want to be alone. Can I come in? Just leave me alone. Stay out of my room. Don’t talk to me when I’m on the phone. Don’t talk to me when I’m listening to music. Alone, alone, alone.”

“I’ve never really had a party before.”
“Why did you have one now?” I say, just to keep him talking.
He gives a half laugh. “I thought if I had a party, you would come.”

Ok gasbyyyy

“You are so lucky your parents give you a credit card,” Courtney says, trotting after me as we leave the store. “I’ve been begging mine for years. They say I have to wait until I’m in college.”
“They didn’t exactly give it to me,” I say, raising one eyebrow at her. Her mouth falls open.”

I cant stand Sam. What a brat

“Number one rule of best friends: there are certain things that you never, ever say.”

Ou shi

“If you had to relive one day over and over, which one would you pick?”

Good question. Idk

“In movies you can always tell when people are supposed to be together because music swells up behind them—dumb, but true.”

I hope irl too

“The tires skidded a little on the wet road, and the car was full of cigarette smoke, little wisps rising like phantoms in the air.
Then all of a sudden there was a flash of white in front of the car.”

Imagine dying with your friends while having the best time of your lives.

“And thanks for holding my hand when the lights went out.”He gave me a sharp look. “I didn’t hold your hand.”

First time reading horror. Kinda nervous haha.

I got chillsssssssss

Eva was so fucking tired of it all. “No hablo inglés,” Eva said, pretending she didn’t speak English, wanting only to be rid of this girl and her questions.

me

buong 2 chapters hindi ako humihinga kase kinakabahan din ako like claire wth 😵😵😵😵

nice.

“She returned the meat to the plate and stabbed the fork into his nipple until it bled.”

NICE. BOOK. ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻

He cut joints, chuckling to himself when he heard the peculiar sound of the legs being detached at the groin. Pok. It reminded him of a jar of olives being opened.

🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩🥩

“I love you,” he says. My eyes go wide. “Sorry if that makes you cringe,” he adds, taking my hand”

i am a soto. holà.

😊

“If I let you say all the things you wanted to say in public, your career would be over in about two hours.”

my life would be over** im gonna get cancelled ❤️