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“ “You revolting creature. I was a daisy-fresh girl, and look what you’ve done to me. I ought to call the police and tell them you raped me. Oh, you dirty, dirty old man.”

“Please, reader: no matter your exasperation with the tenderhearted, morbidly sensitive, infinitely circumspect hero of my book, do not skip these essential pages!”

I try to

“She was on the whole an obedient little girl and I kissed her in the neck when we got back into the car.”

“Say, wouldn’t Mother be absolutely mad if she found out we were lovers?”

“I touched her hot, opening lips with the utmost piety, tiny sips, nothing salacious; but she, with an impatient wriggle, pressed her mouth to mine so hard that I felt her big front teeth and shared in the peppermint taste of her saliva.”

🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸🥸

“Well, you haven’t kissed me yet, have you?” Inly dying, inly moaning,

Good lord help

“She was thinner and taller, and for a second it seemed to me her face was less pretty than the mental imprint I had cherished for more than a month: her cheeks looked hollowed and too much lentigo camouflaged her rosy rustic features; and that first impression”

The first looksmaxxer but only he was describing a child here …

the Negro maid,

How did this book got approved

“what really attracted me to Valeria was the imitation she gave of a little girl.”

Im done giving comments. Im just gonna put them here

“Let them play around me forever. Never grow up.”

“The bud-stage of breast development appears early (10.7 years) in the sequence of somatic changes accompanying pubescence. And the next maturational item available is the first appearance of pigmented pubic hair (11.2 years). My little cup brims with tiddles.”

Wait ano binabasa ko 😆😆😭😭🥲

“While my body knew what it craved for, my mind rejected my body’s every plea.”

“Between those age limits, are all girl-children nymphets?”

This is dark vannesa all over again excepttttt im reading it through the perpetrator’s pov nice

“Now and then I took advantage of the acquaintances I had formed among social workers and psychotherapists to visit in their company various institutions, such as orphanages and reform schools, where pale pubescent girls with matted eyelashes could be stared at in perfect impunity remindful of that granted one in dreams.”

😳😳

“Porkchop, I’m just trying to—”
“I don’t know why you fucking call me Porkchop all the time. It’s not my name, and it isn’t cute.”

Reading ts at 5am im deadddddddd

“And West said, “Hey, don’t be a stranger, okay?”

Aww westty

(Theyre half siblings its jus cute)

“It’s not what we do that makes us who we are. It’s what we don’t do that defines us.”

“We took the train all the way back down—down the Upper East Side, weaving through midtown, from Times Square to Herald Square to Union Square, under SoHo and Chinatown, up across the bridge back into Brooklyn, past Barclays and Prospect Park, past Flatbush and Midwood and Sheepshead Bay, all the way to Coney Island.”

The places idk them but I KNOW THEM😭 Just one chance plss

“He falls to his knees and cradles the silver egg in his arms like a baby. I feel bad for him, but also I can’t help but think about all the money my parents wasted sending him to the university so he could major in goat slaughtering.”

LOLL

“I want to believe our love is special—that it’s bigger and more interesting than any love that anyone else has had before—but the heartbreaking truth is my love for you is so consistent and predictable and boring.”

I think thats it. To beat peace is boring and boring is safe and that is peace.

Boring is safe.

“A few minutes later, Dorothy emerges in a bathrobe. “What is it? What’s wrong?”
“First of all, hi. You look beautiful.”

This should be a movie idk haha

“As per the goats of it all—” I start to say, but I’m immediately thrown off by the weirdness of starting a sentence with the phrase “as per the goats of it all.” That was a poor choice. I thought I could pull it off. I couldn’t pull it off.”

Peter youre a weird guy

“I have to lie with the Grand Priest Kenny Sorgenfrei,” Dorothy says, “so he can confirm to the whole village I am a virgin.”
“But you’re not a virgin,” I say. “Neither of us is.”
“That’s not the point,” she says. “It’s tradition. If the Grand Priest Kenny Sorgenfrei doesn’t tell the whole village I’m a virgin my mother will be mortified.”

Hell is getting married 😂

“Hunky Heroes, rescuing distressed women, captive princesses, and girls without wheels since 1684. How can I help you?”

Hes so iuhhggg😭 huhu

“His eyes are doing that searching thing again, and now I understand why he told me before that he could see through me. He’s actually been paying attention.”

Omygah

“ maybe dying a few times messes with your hormones or something. I kind of like it.”

And i haven’t even died yet

“Later.” I pull back. Otherwise I won’t be able to stop myself from kissing his neck. I don’t know what’s wrong with me.”

WHATT HAHA

“When I open my eyes he’s just standing there, waiting, a little crease in his forehead: so adorable and normal, the kind of guy who deserves the kind of girl who wears cashmere sweaters and is really good at crossword puzzles, or plays the violin, or volunteers at soup kitchens. Someone nice and normal and honest.”

Im exhausted i dont wanna care anymore 😔💔 hay hayyyy

“I didn’t know . . . I thought if you were still cold you could take a shower.” He blushes at the word shower.”

Why am i gigglingggggg maybe i should. Read a romace ohmahgahhh

“There are white snowflakes caught in his lashes.”

Uggggghhhh huhu